Clik here to view.
Work Diaries: Work Shit
December 2012 It’s too fucking cold. It’s too cold and I may have to take the dreaded work shit. Breaking a covenant I made with myself long ago, that after every shit would come a shower. They...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Women: Why Don’t You Read When You Shit?
image stolen from flickr user “Lesley Looper.” Or do you? Is it just every woman I know who doesn’t? I’ll be out with a girl. A real she-bro with whom I can talk honestly. She’ll remark that she has...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Traveler’s Diarrhea
Woke up on the toilet. Forehead against the edge of the bathtub. I was dreaming about the Red Worms of Maguey. We ate them out by the pyramids, they were a specialty of the restaurant. Some kind of...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Book of Lamentations
My asshole bleeds and bleeds now. From shitting so much. I shit, I wipe my bloody ass, grind the shit right into my bloodstream. Shit that is filled with third world parasites. I should see a doctor....
View Article
